most insane tumblr experience by far is coming across a post from the mid 2010s that has permanently altered the brain chemestry and life course of you and several of your friends and aquaintances and realizing it only has like 1200 notes
very tiny off-season project here - I got curious about the distribution of jersey numbers in the NHL. I made a graph!
231 players have a number in the 20s (most), and 67 players have one in the 60s (fewest).
28 is the most used number, used by 28 players. Zero players have 66 or 69; other than those two, the least used is 98, used by two players (Mete and Sergachev).
Oh I see so it’s not that the person who made it was cultivating the strangest vibe possible for the grimace birthday playlist it’s that they put every song ever on it
The word “faggot” appears in the lyrics on this playlist multiple times. Dead Kennedy’s are on here.
I cannot. Stress. Enough. It is on the grimace birthday playlist.
adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out
okay done 👍 why am i hurts
Because of this post whenever I notice I’m mindlessly scrollling through social media instead of important things like eating I think the words “The App” repeatedly untill I close it
“I don’t have plans for the 4th because [insert white liberal virtue signalling here].” cool I’m gonna go down to the bar where the 80 something year old owner arranges a potluck every year and watch the local punks and queers finish their drag show on bikes because I can understand that while the reason for the holiday can be bullshit, humans still need their little rituals for both pleasure and to build a sense of community. also I think there should be at least two holidays a month and anyone who has to work on them should get double time. but sure have fun with your joyless smug sense of superiority.
